COMMENTARY
The Simpson Prophecies
House Cat Flu This brilliant and prophetic clip from the Simpsons sums up pretty nicely where we are at with the Merchants of Fear who for some bizarre reason we have allowed to run the […]
HUMOUR
Satirical articles for fun and to lighten the mood
COLUMNISTS
Scientists have discovered that vaccines are Brilliant
by Steve Cook Intro This is the first article by our new columnist, Dave Trewth PHd Dave is a professor of Applied Reverse Psychology at the University of Bunkum. Scientists have discovered that Vaccines are […]
COLUMNISTS
Dandruff: the Horror Exposed!
by Steve Cook Shock news just in is that scientists have discovered that a new mutation of the terrifyingly horrific media-borne Convid virus is on the loose. Secret scientists working secretly for the government have […]
COLUMNISTS
COVID19 spreads to soft drinks, shock!
by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]
COLUMNISTS
Pfizer “just like Jesus” says UK Health Sec
by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]
COLUMNISTS
Scientists have discovered COVID19 causes brain damage!
by Steve Cook Scientists leading drive to push back the boundaries of common sense and discover new and improved ways to make people wet themselves have made an unexpected discovery. It has now been established […]
COLUMNISTS
The three tier COVID system
by Steve Cook The government has its three-tier system for suppressing the People using COVID, the world’s most talked-about con job. We, the People, now have our own three-tier system, which is a lot easier […]
COLUMNISTS
Confused? You will be . . .
by Steve Cook The government has embarked upon an ambitious program of haphazardly messing people about in order to halt the spread of a virus that is not spreading as much as it hoped it […]
COLUMNISTS
Government to put army of Psychic Marshals on the streets
by Steve Cook In a new twist in the hunt for the pandemic that is believed to be lurking undetected somewhere in Britain in open defiance of government statistics, it was announced today that, “ten thousand […]
COLUMNISTS
People with COVID19 are living longer boasts pandemic supremo
by Steve Cook Our man in an oxygen tent The shock news that, whilst the average life span of Britons is 81.5 years, people who die of COVID19 are on average 82.4 years old, has spurred […]