Sweeping new laws follow Keir Starmer’s latest interaction with fiction. JUPPLANDIA The UK government today announced a raft of new measures in response to Keir Starmer finally being introduced to smash hit HBO fantasy series […]
Life in The Bunker (Incorporating extracts from Jeremy Corbyn’s Secret Diary – Age 96¾) Image by Alpha India NANUMAGA EU Referendum 10th Anniversary Compilation Life in The Bunker (Incorporating extracts from Jeremy Corbyn’s Secret Diary […]
Starmerus Twotierus, and other feathered fiends ALEXANDER McKIBBEN WITH year-round Mediterranean weather, palm trees swaying gently in the Orkneys and monitor lizards in Hyde Park, no one can seriously dispute that the climate emergency is […]
TITANIA MCGRATH Free-speech extremists are up in arms about the police recording “non-crime hate incidents”. According to recent reports, over thirteen thousand NCHIs have been recorded in the last year and a half. It is […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare Top secret experts who cannot be named for security reasons today announced that the government has taken bold steps to resolve the immigration problem once and for all. […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 2/7/34 The world was rendered comatose by shock earlier today when the fear pandemic took another terrifying turn and headed (in the words of one Prime Minister shortly before his detention […]
by Steve Cook It is well known that the world’s worst epidemics are those named after animals. Thus, in recent years we have had the airborne bird flu and swine flu, which were notorious for […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only” advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp […]
Claim backed by irrefutable statistics says Ministry of Whoppers by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News is just coming in that scientists believe the majority of Brits were born yesterday and those who weren’t are […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare The latest movie by Bulgarian film maker Salazaar Bim (The DaVinci Covid, The Mediatrix, The Man Who Lost His Sandwich) is to be released on Brainflix this Summer. Bim’s latest blockbuster is loosely based on […]