Satirical articles for fun and to lighten the mood

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Greetings, minions!

December 25, 2019 0

Your Emperor’s Seasonal Message, 2019. Text in full by Steve Cook   It is a tradition of the Empire that we bring in the new year with a seasonal broadcast from your Emperor, Avaricius Vexus, secretly […]

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Your Brain Should be a Lot Smaller, say Psychiatrists

December 25, 2019 0

by Steve Cook Researchers at the Josef Mengele Brain-U-Like Institute in Masskillin near Dunhelpin, Scotland, have announced today the discovery that the human brain is too big and unwieldy to be entirely practical. The shock announcement […]

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New discovery uncovers hidden cause of recession

December 25, 2019 0

by Steve Cook and Liam Cook It has been alleged by troublemakers determined to undermine the highly popular status quo of nobody knowing what is really going on that recessions are caused by a shortage of circulating […]

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Digital Carnage under Threat say Experts

December 8, 2019 0

A government spokesperson has predicted that World War Three will be fought and won from a laptop in a bedsit in Melton Mowbray. by Steve Cook This somewhat belatedly follows an earlier report in www.telegrapaph.co.uk/news as far […]

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Government to Borrow Money to Get Out of Debt

December 8, 2019 0

But money could possibly grow on trees after all by Steve Cook With the General Election only days away and the nation reeling from the bleak prospect of five more years of government, we are […]

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General Election 2019. The Puppet Show Continues

December 5, 2019 0

“General Election 2019” marks the bicentennial of the world’s longest-running puppet show, “Democracy”. Entertainment News by Steve Cook Featuring state-of-the-art puppets so life-like they are occasionally mistaken for real people, the current episode comprises an anarchic mix […]

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Man not friends with Jeffrey Epstein exposed

December 5, 2019 0

Snubbed dignitary the subject of new Panorama documentary by Steve Cook Ever since Jeffrey Epstein killed himself by orchestrating his own murder it has emerged that the famed businessman – who operated a charity that donated […]

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Boris Johnson in dramatic new pledge shock

December 1, 2019 0

Tory leader breaks new ground at Dunslistnin by Steve Cook Boris Johnson today made a dramatic new pledge as to his very first action if he becomes the UK’s new Prime Minister in December. Speaking to […]

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