by Steve Cook In the continued effort to penetrate the deepest secrets of the universe (or, failing that, establish new and improved ways to blow things up), British Scientists recently unveiled their successor to the […]
by Steve Cook Dismay erupteth in Britain as ye countrie’s “Truth Tsar” is sacked by a government outraged by his insistence on facts. Dubbed ye “Superstition Tsar,” professor Trevor Galileo was until his abrupt […]
Local dad and parental rights campaigner, Arthur Brayne, today announced that he has decided to drug his children. Having weighed all the pros and cons in the child-drugging debate, he intends to throw parenting to […]
by Steve Cook, our man is arrears. News is just coming in that US President Donald Trump and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson are holding secrets talks to thrash out a deal by which the […]
by Steve Cook Intensive research is now under way in an effort to unravel the mystery of the McVities Chocolate Hobnob, which scientists believe is violating several laws of nature (especially the Law of Conservation […]
Latest news from The Daily Scare by Steve Cook Here is an interesting quote from an historical document that dates from the Middle Ages – more precisely, right in the middle of what we now […]
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DAILY SCARE by Steve Cook NHS to introduce revolutionary new therapy. Researchers have discovered a revolutionary new therapy for stress, depression and similar forms of emotional or mental turbulence that tests […]
by Steve Cook Scientific research unexpectedly pinpoints an imbalance of chemicals in the brain amid fears of an epidemic. As you know, psychiatrists strive continually to find ways to improve the health and well-being of […]
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS by Steve Cook The latest offering in the flagging epic series, “False Flag”, is this gem from Armageddon Productions Inc. It is a sequel to the famous earth-shattering classics “Lusitania,” “Pearl Harbour,” “Gulf […]
by Steve Cook our Environmental co-despondent In a recent edition of The Daily Scare we revealed how scientists have discovered the role played by human and, to a lesser extent, bovine flatulence in global warming, […]