HUMOUR

It is time for a Stupid Right A Call to Arms . J’ACCUSE A quiet new intellectual revolution is brewing in Westminster. The Stupid Right. Increasingly influential commentators agree that instead of being intelligent, it […]

CHRIS LARKIN An open letter to constituents from Jeb Stafford MP. It has been my great honour to serve as your MP for Gratchley and Didsworth these past 18 months. Although elected as your Labour […]

TOM ARMSTRONG An insider, who must remain unnamed for obvious reasons, sent us this report of secret goings on at the Home Office: In the dimly lit bowels of the Home Office, far from the […]

Rayner’s Mouth, and other Labour disorders ALEXANDER MCKIBBIN THE climate change debate has focused on the devastation of the environment. Another area which has received scant attention is the re-emergence of illnesses and diseases which […]

Sweeping new laws follow Keir Starmer’s latest interaction with fiction. JUPPLANDIA The UK government today announced a raft of new measures in response to Keir Starmer finally being introduced to smash hit HBO fantasy series […]

Starmerus Twotierus, and other feathered fiends ALEXANDER McKIBBEN WITH year-round Mediterranean weather, palm trees swaying gently in the Orkneys and monitor lizards in Hyde Park, no one can seriously dispute that the climate emergency is […]

TITANIA MCGRATH Free-speech extremists are up in arms about the police recording “non-crime hate incidents”. According to recent reports, over thirteen thousand NCHIs have been recorded in the last year and a half. It is […]