Satirical articles for fun and to lighten the mood

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A Daily Scare COVID health tip to help you stay well

September 20, 2020 0

by Daily Scare Health correspondent   Steve Cook Our Man in a Face Diaper I am now enthusiastically hoovering our entire apartment every single day! It has become part of our daily decontamination regimen alongside burning […]

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PM scoops top honours

September 9, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 9/9/20 Boris  Johnson, the British Prime Muppet last night walked away with top honours at the gala Daily Scare Services  to Satire Awards. The award is given to the person […]

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More symptoms of COVID19 found!

September 2, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 1/9/20 Researchers are celebrating tonight after having saved the world from not having a threat to worry about by discovering a whole battery of new symptoms for COVID19 in addition […]

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NEWSFLASH! British PM Rushed to Hospital!

August 27, 2020 0

by Steve Cook The White House, Washingborough 27/8/20 British Prime Muppet Boris Johnson was rushed to hospital this morning after being taken ill. He was struck by a series of dizzy spells before and during […]

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Twerpgate: the Rise of Stupid

August 25, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 25/8/20 For months now the nation has been mystified as to why the government relied so heavily on the mathematical models of Imperial College Professor Neil Ferguson. With the advantage […]

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Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high

August 22, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday      Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]

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