Popular Biscuit may be Bending the Space-Time Continuum

Scientists striving to unravel one of nature's greatest unsolved puzzles

He was the first to hypothesize that a misalignment of subatomic particles (photons, electrons, futons and tampons) deep within the biscuit’s chemical structure may actually be warping the space-time continuum in ways not yet fully understood.

Research thus far has verified findings by Einstein and earlier researchers that a single Hobnob, weighing less than half an ounce can cause the person who consumes it to gain three pounds in weight overnight – something that was hitherto considered impossible according to the Laws of Physics as we know them.


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