by Steve Cook In the wake of startling successes in teaching apes sign language, researchers at The University of Neasden have made another breakthrough. They have extended the vocabulary of basic signs of Dennis the […]
by Steve Cook Scientists have developed a device that enables cats’ owners to know what they are thinking. The small electronic instrument the size of a pea (and thus roughly the same size as the […]
by Steve Cook Our Man Under the Weather Just as world has at last finished reeling from the Bird Flu and Swine Flu epidemics that swept a swathe of carnage across the entire planet and […]
by Steve Cook The Britsh space effort, which last year put a chimpanzee on the Isle of Wight, has today received a massive post-Brexit shot in the arm with the news that a major manufacturer […]
Armageddon Entertainment presents a harrowing portrait of an apocalyptic future Film Review by Steve Cook Armageddon Entertainment presents a harrowing portrait of an apocalyptic future in which the human race succumbs to a mysterious epidemic […]
by Steve Cook, our man on the sofa. A recent re-examination of prehistoric fossils by scientists at the Natural History Museum in Neasden has resulted in discoveries that have shaken the scientific world to its […]
by Steve Cook In the wake of recent shock discoveries by scientists that human flatulence may be the cause of global warming, the government has today introduced a ban on so-called Greenhouse Vegetables such as […]
by Steve Cook The deadly athletes foot pandemic (which starts with “pan” instead of “epi” and is thus much more scary) that has cut a swathe of carnage throughout the civilised world (Iceland) and America […]
by Steve Cook The discovery by psychiatrists of a new mental illness has prompted calls for the entire English language to be scrapped or at least considerably revised on account of it being too sexist. […]
by Steve Cook Five hundred of the world’s top scientists assembled in Geneva last week in a last-ditch effort to achieve a breakthrough in the search for the scientific Holy Grail known, in layman’s terms, […]