by Steve Cook In a new twist in the hunt for the pandemic that is believed to be lurking undetected somewhere in Britain in open defiance of government statistics, it was announced today that, “ten thousand […]
by Steve Cook Our man in an oxygen tent The shock news that, whilst the average life span of Britons is 81.5 years, people who die of COVID19 are on average 82.4 years old, has spurred […]
New Daily Scare columnist Dave Trewth reports by Steve Cook The Daily Scare has a new columnist! Dave Trewth (motto: “your government would never lie to you – unless it is Labour”) provides an unbiased, […]
by Steve Cook The government’s new, amazingly brilliant catch phrase that is not at all insulting to everyone’s intelligence is: Build Britain Back Better Than Nothing (possibly) Here is a short list of the evils […]
by Steve Cook Lol! Every now and then I go on Boris’ or Matt Hancock’s FB page (did I mention this already?) and have a go at them with scathing comments such as (in so […]
The nation appalled (but also terrified so going along with it) by Steve Cook The Prime Minister, speaking last night to a masked nation, from his luxury anti-virus bunker on an Earth-like planet, has revealed […]
by Steve Cook Our man in an oxygen tent The shock news that, whilst the average life span of Britons is 81.5 years, people who die of COVID19 are on average 82.4 years old, has […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]
by Steve Cook News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only”advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp rise – the so-called THICKID19 […]
by Daily Scare Health correspondent Steve Cook Our Man in a Face Diaper I am now enthusiastically hoovering our entire apartment every single day! It has become part of our daily decontamination regimen alongside burning […]