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PM scoops top honours
by Steve Cook Typo City 9/9/20 Boris Johnson, the British Prime Muppet last night walked away with top honours at the gala Daily Scare Services to Satire Awards. The award is given to the person […]
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Deadly bath pandemic shocks nation in gullibility outbreak
by Steve Cook Typo City 5/8/20 The government today reacted furiously to seeing months of hard work needlessly terrifying people for their own safety undone in a single newspaper article. The offending article appeared in […]
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More symptoms of COVID19 found!
by Steve Cook Typo City 1/9/20 Researchers are celebrating tonight after having saved the world from not having a threat to worry about by discovering a whole battery of new symptoms for COVID19 in addition […]
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NEWSFLASH! British PM Rushed to Hospital!
by Steve Cook The White House, Washingborough 27/8/20 British Prime Muppet Boris Johnson was rushed to hospital this morning after being taken ill. He was struck by a series of dizzy spells before and during […]
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Twerpgate: the Rise of Stupid
by Steve Cook Typo City 25/8/20 For months now the nation has been mystified as to why the government relied so heavily on the mathematical models of Imperial College Professor Neil Ferguson. With the advantage […]
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Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high
by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]
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COVID19 blamed for dramatic fall in media-borne terrorism
by Steve Cook Machu Picchu, Peru 11/8/20 Researchers believe they may have found the answer to why there has been a significant drop in the number of terrorist incidents advertised in the media. “We think that […]
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Scientists have discovered nobody knows what RNA means
by Steve Cook Estación de pingüinos, Antarctica 16/8/20 The current controversy over the unreliability and indeed invalidity of the test for the COVID 19 virus – what some experts are referring to as the […]
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Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown
Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]
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The DaVinci Covid
by Steve Cook Typo City 10/8/20 The DaVinci Covid is a futuristic mystery thriller loosely based on a work of fiction by Gill Bates and directed by famed Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man who […]