Satirical articles for fun and to lighten the mood

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Gorilla identifies as human, wins World Heavyweight Crown

October 30, 2019 0

Controversial first-round  knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]

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Why Trump got elected – the truth!

October 28, 2019 0

Unhinged globalist Democrat reveals all by Steve Cook Killary Hinton today announced she has discovered that Donald Trump won the 2016 US election because 62,979,636 voters colluded with Russia. “The evidence,” she said,”is plain for […]

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New speed limits for pedestrians in force by 2021

October 24, 2019 0

Government to introduce speed limits as safety concerns grow by Steve Cook The government today announced that as from 2021, new speed limits for pedestrians will come into force. The move is a response to growing […]

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Washington helps everybody know what’s going on

October 20, 2019 0

by Steve Cook The apparent loss of several IQ points by governments across the Western World may, according to the latest scientific discoveries, be due to a simple lack of clarity in the meaning of some […]

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Outraged Neasden Library to ban Enid Blyton

September 15, 2019 0

Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]

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Chaos of universe may soon be explained!

September 14, 2019 0

by Steve Cook In the continued effort to penetrate the deepest secrets of the universe (or, failing that, establish new and improved ways to blow things up), British Scientists recently unveiled their successor to the […]

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“I’ve decided to drug my kids,” says local dad

September 1, 2019 0

Local dad and parental rights campaigner, Arthur Brayne, today announced that he has decided to drug his children. Having weighed all the pros and cons in the child-drugging debate, he intends to throw parenting to […]

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