by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]
by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]
by Steve Cook Scientists leading drive to push back the boundaries of common sense and discover new and improved ways to make people wet themselves have made an unexpected discovery. It has now been established […]
by Steve Cook The government has its three-tier system for suppressing the People using COVID, the world’s most talked-about con job. We, the People, now have our own three-tier system, which is a lot easier […]
by Steve Cook The government has embarked upon an ambitious program of haphazardly messing people about in order to halt the spread of a virus that is not spreading as much as it hoped it […]
by Steve Cook In a new twist in the hunt for the pandemic that is believed to be lurking undetected somewhere in Britain in open defiance of government statistics, it was announced today that, “ten thousand […]
by Steve Cook Our man in an oxygen tent The shock news that, whilst the average life span of Britons is 81.5 years, people who die of COVID19 are on average 82.4 years old, has spurred […]
New Daily Scare columnist Dave Trewth reports by Steve Cook The Daily Scare has a new columnist! Dave Trewth (motto: “your government would never lie to you – unless it is Labour”) provides an unbiased, […]
by Steve Cook The government’s new, amazingly brilliant catch phrase that is not at all insulting to everyone’s intelligence is: Build Britain Back Better Than Nothing (possibly) Here is a short list of the evils […]
by Steve Cook Lol! Every now and then I go on Boris’ or Matt Hancock’s FB page (did I mention this already?) and have a go at them with scathing comments such as (in so […]