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Gorilla identifies as human, wins World Heavyweight Crown

October 30, 2019 0

Controversial first-round  knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]

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Why Trump got elected – the truth!

October 28, 2019 0

Unhinged globalist Democrat reveals all by Steve Cook Killary Hinton today announced she has discovered that Donald Trump won the 2016 US election because 62,979,636 voters colluded with Russia. “The evidence,” she said,”is plain for […]

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New speed limits for pedestrians in force by 2021

October 24, 2019 0

Government to introduce speed limits as safety concerns grow by Steve Cook The government today announced that as from 2021, new speed limits for pedestrians will come into force. The move is a response to growing […]

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Precedent

October 23, 2019 0

PRECEDENT by Steve Cook I wonder what it would be like, A government of truly honest men, Sincerely driven by service to their fellows And not to their own aggrandisement Nor enrichment of their friends, […]

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Washington helps everybody know what’s going on

October 20, 2019 0

by Steve Cook The apparent loss of several IQ points by governments across the Western World may, according to the latest scientific discoveries, be due to a simple lack of clarity in the meaning of some […]

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Caution! Criminals at work

October 15, 2019 0

This is Essay Twenty-Three in the series Lighten the Load, a back-to-basics re-think of government. What should a government be and do? What should it definitely NOT be and do? What are the underlying basic principles […]

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Extend the Sphere of Justice

October 7, 2019 0

This is Essay Twenty-Two in the series Lighten the Load, a back-to-basics re-think of government. What should a government be and do? What should it definitely NOT be and do? What are the underlying basic principles […]

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Outraged Neasden Library to ban Enid Blyton

September 15, 2019 0

Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]

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