Outraged Neasden Library to ban Enid Blyton

September 15, 2019 0

Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]


Chaos of universe may soon be explained!

September 14, 2019 0

by Steve Cook In the continued effort to penetrate the deepest secrets of the universe (or, failing that, establish new and improved ways to blow things up), British Scientists recently unveiled their successor to the […]


“I’ve decided to drug my kids,” says local dad

September 1, 2019 0

Local dad and parental rights campaigner, Arthur Brayne, today announced that he has decided to drug his children. Having weighed all the pros and cons in the child-drugging debate, he intends to throw parenting to […]


The end of psychiatry – the nation rejoices

July 30, 2019 0

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DAILY SCARE by Steve Cook NHS to introduce revolutionary new therapy. Researchers have discovered a revolutionary new therapy for stress, depression and similar forms of emotional or mental turbulence that tests […]

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