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Rapid-profit, Test-and-Jab system launched

April 5, 2021 0

by Steve Cook Speaking for the government pursuant to stipulations if the Freedom of Disinformation Act 2020, Janet Gaff-Smother of the Ministry of Hysteria announced yesterday that the government is planning to get every person […]

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Ye Inquisition Debunketh ye Fake News!

April 3, 2021 0

by Steve Cook The social ill of people insisting on not thinking what they are told to think by politicians and other subversive cults campaigning against the evils of rational thought and thereby threatening politicians […]

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Hollywood script writers’ coup, UK government falls

March 15, 2021 0

by Steve Cook Researchers may have discovered the answer as to why many Brits are suffering from what psychiatrists are calling “Disney Syndrome”, which is the sensation that reality has been replaced by a badly stitched […]

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Scientists discover the UK government is brilliant

March 15, 2021 0

by Steve Cook A jubilant Boris Johnson posting on his official Facebook page, “BJ Fawning Sycophants”, today sent the world reeling and gasping with indifference when he announced the discovery by scientists that he and […]

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COVID19 spreads to soft drinks, shock!

December 13, 2020 0

by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]

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