COLUMNISTS

COVID19 spreads to soft drinks, shock!

December 13, 2020 0

by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]

COLUMNISTS

Confused? You will be . . .

November 15, 2020 0

by Steve Cook The  government has embarked upon an ambitious program of haphazardly messing people about in order to halt the spread of a virus that is not spreading as much as it hoped it […]

COLUMNISTS

Mentally ill man spotted in Downing Street

September 23, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]

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