by Steve Cook The White House, Washingborough 27/8/20 British Prime Muppet Boris Johnson was rushed to hospital this morning after being taken ill. He was struck by a series of dizzy spells before and during […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 25/8/20 For months now the nation has been mystified as to why the government relied so heavily on the mathematical models of Imperial College Professor Neil Ferguson. With the advantage […]
by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]
by Steve Cook Machu Picchu, Peru 11/8/20 Researchers believe they may have found the answer to why there has been a significant drop in the number of terrorist incidents advertised in the media. “We think that […]
by Steve Cook Estación de pingüinos, Antarctica 16/8/20 The current controversy over the unreliability and indeed invalidity of the test for the COVID 19 virus – what some experts are referring to as the […]
Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 10/8/20 The DaVinci Covid is a futuristic mystery thriller loosely based on a work of fiction by Gill Bates and directed by famed Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man who […]
This is not a scam and I’m not even lying by Steve Cook Typo City 9/8/20 Following on from the success of crypto-currencies, an entrepreneur operating from a laptop in Melton Mowbray has created a […]
by Steve Cook Tycho Crater, Thursday News is just coming in that a survey of politicians, government ministers and civil servants has revealed that the vast majority of those working in government believe that most […]
by Steve Cook News just in is that the Home Secretary has instructed the UK police to adjust their priorities so that they align with with current government plans to make everybody safe. She explained […]