COLUMNISTS

We’re not too old to raise a middle digit

September 25, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Right, so I keep hearing about how various restrictions and so forth are to help vulnerable people so they don’t catch COVID 19 and die.I am sick of hearing it. The correct […]

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Mentally ill man spotted in Downing Street

September 23, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]

COLUMNISTS

A Daily Scare COVID health tip to help you stay well

September 20, 2020 0

by Daily Scare Health correspondent   Steve Cook Our Man in a Face Diaper I am now enthusiastically hoovering our entire apartment every single day! It has become part of our daily decontamination regimen alongside burning […]

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