COLUMNISTS

COVID19 wins coveted award

August 31, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 31/8/20 Last night’s Pandemic Epidemic and Disease Oscars (PEDO) event saw COVID19 win the covetted Most Brilliant Disease of the Decade award along with a host of other top honours […]

COLUMNISTS

Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high

August 22, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday      Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]

COLUMNISTS

Giant mutated COVID gang threat

August 18, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 18/8/20 The Who have just issued an alarming report they claim is more alarming than any of their other alarming reports. It concerns the Coronavirus epidemic that many feared had […]

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Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown

August 14, 2020 0

Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by  Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]

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Masks – a clarification

August 11, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 9/8/20 The government today issued an urgent clarification on the wearing of masks as it affects the banking industry. Jane Fibbs of the Ministry of Hysteria explained, “We have issued […]

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Police to de-prioritise knife crime?

August 3, 2020 0

by Steve Cook News just in is that the Home Secretary has instructed the UK police to adjust their priorities so that they align with with current government plans to make everybody safe. She explained […]

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