Controversial first-round knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]
Government to introduce speed limits as safety concerns grow by Steve Cook The government today announced that as from 2021, new speed limits for pedestrians will come into force. The move is a response to growing […]
by Steve Cook The apparent loss of several IQ points by governments across the Western World may, according to the latest scientific discoveries, be due to a simple lack of clarity in the meaning of some […]
Breaking News from The Daily Scare by Steve Cook The UK government recently floated in the press that it is thinking of banning un-vaccinated children from school for no logical reason. This is in line […]
Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]
No-one Will Ever Regret It, Experts Predict by Steve Cook Scientists have developed a device that enables cats’ owners to know what they are thinking. The small electronic instrument the size of a pea (and thus […]
by Steve Cook In the continued effort to penetrate the deepest secrets of the universe (or, failing that, establish new and improved ways to blow things up), British Scientists recently unveiled their successor to the […]
by Steve Cook Dismay erupteth in Britain as ye countrie’s “Truth Tsar” is sacked by a government outraged by his insistence on facts. Dubbed ye “Superstition Tsar,” professor Trevor Galileo was until his abrupt […]
Local dad and parental rights campaigner, Arthur Brayne, today announced that he has decided to drug his children. Having weighed all the pros and cons in the child-drugging debate, he intends to throw parenting to […]
by Steve Cook, our man is arrears. News is just coming in that US President Donald Trump and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson are holding secrets talks to thrash out a deal by which the […]
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