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Your Emperor’s Seasonal Message, 2019. Text in full by Steve Cook It is a tradition of the Empire that we bring in the new year with a seasonal broadcast from your Emperor, Avaricius Vexus, secretly […]
Your Emperor’s Seasonal Message, 2019. Text in full by Steve Cook It is a tradition of the Empire that we bring in the new year with a seasonal broadcast from your Emperor, Avaricius Vexus, secretly […]
by Steve Cook and Liam Cook It has been alleged by troublemakers determined to undermine the highly popular status quo of nobody knowing what is really going on that recessions are caused by a shortage of circulating […]
Sadly, so many people never seem to learn, says spokesperson. by Steve Cook The Charity NOPES today issued a warning to the 13-plus million voters who decided to adopt this Christmas a Tory government to replace […]
“General Election 2019” marks the bicentennial of the world’s longest-running puppet show, “Democracy”. Entertainment News by Steve Cook Featuring state-of-the-art puppets so life-like they are occasionally mistaken for real people, the current episode comprises an anarchic mix […]
Snubbed dignitary the subject of new Panorama documentary by Steve Cook Ever since Jeffrey Epstein killed himself by orchestrating his own murder it has emerged that the famed businessman – who operated a charity that donated […]
Tory leader breaks new ground at Dunslistnin by Steve Cook Boris Johnson today made a dramatic new pledge as to his very first action if he becomes the UK’s new Prime Minister in December. Speaking to […]
Brits seek option that includes not being run by tossers by Steve Cook Opinion polls released today asked a broad cross section of the population what the country should do after Brexit. The shock results show […]
Politicians harness the power of the environment by Steve Cook The Daily Scare can report that a tree-planting “war of promises” is now raging among the UK’s political parties as they compete in a failed attempt […]
New enhanced terminology leads to enhanced politics by Steve Cook It has become obvious that governments have a serious problem in that hardly anybody believes a word they say. This tends to create insurmountable difficulties because […]
Geneticists in the USA have engineered a new strain of politician amid fears its introduction into the political food chain may contaminate the entire balance of power and precipitate some sort of crisis that, whilst vague, […]
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