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The DaVinci Covid
by Steve Cook Typo City 10/8/20 The DaVinci Covid is a futuristic mystery thriller loosely based on a work of fiction by Gill Bates and directed by famed Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man who […]
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It’s official: most Brits were born yesterday
by Steve Cook Tycho Crater, Thursday News is just coming in that a survey of politicians, government ministers and civil servants has revealed that the vast majority of those working in government believe that most […]
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Police to de-prioritise knife crime?
by Steve Cook News just in is that the Home Secretary has instructed the UK police to adjust their priorities so that they align with with current government plans to make everybody safe. She explained […]
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New menace spreads horror as world reels in shock
by Steve Cook The world was left reeling in shock today as it was announced in the media and other completely trustworthy sources of information that there is another threat going on that should be […]
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Government announces ambitious new project
by Steve Cook and Domi Cook The government has today announced the launch of an ambitous new project that it hopes will see it connected to reality by 2030. Matt Palaver (Con, Wheedling) of the Ministry of […]
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Arrested for wearing a mask!
by Steve Cook I’m somewhat embarrassed to report that I got myself in a bit of trouble with the law this morning, which resulted in my arrest followed by a conviction for breach of the […]
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Government in drastic new move to halt spread of common sense
by Steve Cook A new horrifying anticlimax in the novel coronavirus epidemic even more horrifying than previous red herrings has spread dismay throughout newsrooms and other vulnerable minorities all across the world. It caused many […]
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Industry hopes for survival as new pandemic launched
by Steve Cook The failure of COVID19 to live up to its marketing claims left the pharmaceutical industry with dangerously depleted stocks of the scary viruses so essential for the healthy profits that result from […]
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Government issues latest updated scientific Coronavirus guidelines
Guidelines are laws unless merely suggestions, in which case they are compulsory except in most circumstances, says Government by Steve Cook The government today issued its latest guidelines for curbing the spread of Coronavirus and other media-borne […]
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Revealed: the historical roots of fact checking
This article has been thoroughly fact checked and had all verifiable facts removed by Steve Cook Amid the current furor over “fact checking” by Facebook, the media and other bastions of righteousness that have never been […]