COLUMNISTS

Rapid-profit, Test-and-Jab system launched

April 5, 2021 0

by Steve Cook Speaking for the government pursuant to stipulations if the Freedom of Disinformation Act 2020, Janet Gaff-Smother of the Ministry of Hysteria announced yesterday that the government is planning to get every person […]

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Ye Inquisition Debunketh ye Fake News!

April 3, 2021 0

by Steve Cook The social ill of people insisting on not thinking what they are told to think by politicians and other subversive cults campaigning against the evils of rational thought and thereby threatening politicians […]

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Dandruff: the Horror Exposed!

December 20, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Shock news just in is that scientists have discovered that a new mutation of the terrifyingly horrific media-borne Convid virus is on the loose. Secret scientists working secretly for the government have […]

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COVID19 spreads to soft drinks, shock!

December 13, 2020 0

by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]

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Pfizer “just like Jesus” says UK Health Sec

December 9, 2020 2

by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]

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