COLUMNISTS

Arrested for wearing a mask!

July 13, 2020 0

by Steve Cook I’m somewhat embarrassed to report that I got myself in a bit of trouble with the law this morning, which resulted in my arrest followed by a conviction for breach of the […]

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CV19 2nd wave: nation braces for new spike of scaremongering

June 27, 2020 0

by Steve Cook, (safely quarantined for the greater good) Millions of people were left ashen-faced and reeling from shock today at the terrifying news spreading horrifically throughout the media, government and other vulnerable groups. Thee media-borne virus […]

HUMOUR

Greetings, minions!

December 25, 2019 0

Your Emperor’s Seasonal Message, 2019. Text in full by Steve Cook   It is a tradition of the Empire that we bring in the new year with a seasonal broadcast from your Emperor, Avaricius Vexus, secretly […]

COLUMNISTS

New discovery uncovers hidden cause of recession

December 25, 2019 0

by Steve Cook and Liam Cook It has been alleged by troublemakers determined to undermine the highly popular status quo of nobody knowing what is really going on that recessions are caused by a shortage of circulating […]

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