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Arrested for wearing a mask!
by Steve Cook I’m somewhat embarrassed to report that I got myself in a bit of trouble with the law this morning, which resulted in my arrest followed by a conviction for breach of the […]
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Government in drastic new move to halt spread of common sense
by Steve Cook A new horrifying anticlimax in the novel coronavirus epidemic even more horrifying than previous red herrings has spread dismay throughout newsrooms and other vulnerable minorities all across the world. It caused many […]
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Industry hopes for survival as new pandemic launched
by Steve Cook The failure of COVID19 to live up to its marketing claims left the pharmaceutical industry with dangerously depleted stocks of the scary viruses so essential for the healthy profits that result from […]
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Government issues latest updated scientific Coronavirus guidelines
Guidelines are laws unless merely suggestions, in which case they are compulsory except in most circumstances, says Government by Steve Cook The government today issued its latest guidelines for curbing the spread of Coronavirus and other media-borne […]
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“Fact Checking” – comedy masterpiece takes the world by storm
by Steve Cook The latest boon to the entertainment industry has been the roll out of Armageddon Inc’s latest comedy masterpiece, ” Fact Checking”.It is directed by legendary move-maker, Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man […]
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Revealed: the historical roots of fact checking
This article has been thoroughly fact checked and had all verifiable facts removed by Steve Cook Amid the current furor over “fact checking” by Facebook, the media and other bastions of righteousness that have never been […]
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From the director who lost his angst: the man who lost his sandwich
An exclusive report on revolutionary film maker, Salazaar Bim by Steve Cook Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim has long been renowned for feature-length films in the popular CD (Completely Depressing) genre. His works depict various visions of […]
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Greetings, minions!
Your Emperor’s Seasonal Message, 2019. Text in full by Steve Cook It is a tradition of the Empire that we bring in the new year with a seasonal broadcast from your Emperor, Avaricius Vexus, secretly […]
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New discovery uncovers hidden cause of recession
by Steve Cook and Liam Cook It has been alleged by troublemakers determined to undermine the highly popular status quo of nobody knowing what is really going on that recessions are caused by a shortage of circulating […]
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Charity reiterates seasonal warning that a government is for life not just for Christmas
Sadly, so many people never seem to learn, says spokesperson. by Steve Cook The Charity NOPES today issued a warning to the 13-plus million voters who decided to adopt this Christmas a Tory government to replace […]