by Daily Scare Health correspondent Steve Cook Our Man in a Face Diaper I am now enthusiastically hoovering our entire apartment every single day! It has become part of our daily decontamination regimen alongside burning […]
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by Steve Cook Typo City 18/9/20 The world was rendered comatose by shock earlier today when the fear pandemic took another terrifying turn and headed (in the words of one Prime Minister shortly before his […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 9/9/20 Boris Johnson, the British Prime Muppet last night walked away with top honours at the gala Daily Scare Services to Satire Awards. The award is given to the person […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 1/9/20 Researchers are celebrating tonight after having saved the world from not having a threat to worry about by discovering a whole battery of new symptoms for COVID19 in addition […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 31/8/20 Last night’s Pandemic Epidemic and Disease Oscars (PEDO) event saw COVID19 win the covetted Most Brilliant Disease of the Decade award along with a host of other top honours […]
by Steve Cook The White House, Washingborough 27/8/20 British Prime Muppet Boris Johnson was rushed to hospital this morning after being taken ill. He was struck by a series of dizzy spells before and during […]
by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]
by Steve Cook Machu Picchu, Peru 11/8/20 Researchers believe they may have found the answer to why there has been a significant drop in the number of terrorist incidents advertised in the media. “We think that […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 18/8/20 The Who have just issued an alarming report they claim is more alarming than any of their other alarming reports. It concerns the Coronavirus epidemic that many feared had […]
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