Tory leader breaks new ground at Dunslistnin by Steve Cook Boris Johnson today made a dramatic new pledge as to his very first action if he becomes the UK’s new Prime Minister in December. Speaking to […]
Plus revealing fact check The general election Day of Doom, after which the nation faces the prospect of another five years of government, looms. As it bears down upon the nation like the Titanic emerging […]
Brits seek option that includes not being run by tossers by Steve Cook Opinion polls released today asked a broad cross section of the population what the country should do after Brexit. The shock results show […]
Politicians harness the power of the environment by Steve Cook The Daily Scare can report that a tree-planting “war of promises” is now raging among the UK’s political parties as they compete in a failed attempt […]
New enhanced terminology leads to enhanced politics by Steve Cook It has become obvious that governments have a serious problem in that hardly anybody believes a word they say. This tends to create insurmountable difficulties because […]
Geneticists in the USA have engineered a new strain of politician amid fears its introduction into the political food chain may contaminate the entire balance of power and precipitate some sort of crisis that, whilst vague, […]
Controversial first-round knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]
Government to introduce speed limits as safety concerns grow by Steve Cook The government today announced that as from 2021, new speed limits for pedestrians will come into force. The move is a response to growing […]
by Steve Cook The apparent loss of several IQ points by governments across the Western World may, according to the latest scientific discoveries, be due to a simple lack of clarity in the meaning of some […]
Breaking News from The Daily Scare by Steve Cook The UK government recently floated in the press that it is thinking of banning un-vaccinated children from school for no logical reason. This is in line […]
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