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PCR Test horror shock
by Steve Cook […]
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The Nation rejoices as Government announces new strategy for getting chemicals into children
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, the moribund Chris Witty, has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get more chemicals […]
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How I became ill with the highly infectious False Positive
by Aincha Sickovit On Friday morning I awoke with a slight tickly cough. Such is the nature of the deeply implanted fear we are all privileged to wrestle with courtesy of those nice maniacs running […]
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Breaking News! Every citizen soon to have a variant named after them?
by Steve Cook In what has been described as a massive u-turn in its War on Democracy the government has announced proposals to give every citizen the opportunity to have a Covid 19 Variant named […]
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Dandruff: the Horror Exposed!
by Steve Cook Shock news just in is that scientists have discovered that a new mutation of the terrifyingly horrific media-borne Convid virus is on the loose. Secret scientists working secretly for the government have […]
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COVID19 spreads to soft drinks, shock!
by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]
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Pfizer “just like Jesus” says UK Health Sec
by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]
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The three tier COVID system
by Steve Cook The government has its three-tier system for suppressing the People using COVID, the world’s most talked-about con job. We, the People, now have our own three-tier system, which is a lot easier […]
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Confused? You will be . . .
by Steve Cook The government has embarked upon an ambitious program of haphazardly messing people about in order to halt the spread of a virus that is not spreading as much as it hoped it […]
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Mentally ill man spotted in Downing Street
by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]