Satirical articles for fun and to lighten the mood
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only” advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp […]
Claim backed by irrefutable statistics says Ministry of Whoppers by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News is just coming in that scientists believe the majority of Brits were born yesterday and those who weren’t are […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare The latest movie by Bulgarian film maker Salazaar Bim (The DaVinci Covid, The Mediatrix, The Man Who Lost His Sandwich) is to be released on Brainflix this Summer. Bim’s latest blockbuster is loosely based on […]
SHOCK NEWS IN BRIEF SOURCE: The Daily Scare Scientists have discovered the primary cause of heart attacks in the 5-95 age group. Shock revelations from the Klaus Loon Centre for Global Dementia have now exposed […]
Intro by Steve Cook The best way to take down the would be tyrants of our present world is to refuse to grant them them the altitude, credence and respect they so desperately seek. In […]
by Steve Cook The PM today announced to a hushed and largely servile press conference a shock u-turn in the government’s traditional policy of giving handouts to people who refuse to work. He explained that […]
Opinion by Steve Cook our Environmental co-despondent ARTICLE SOURCE: The Daily Scare In a recent edition of The Daily Scare we revealed how scientists have discovered the role played by human and, to a lesser extent, bovine […]
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, Dr Timothy Leary (no relation), has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get […]
by Steve Cook, A jubilant Rishi Sunak, posting in the Facebook group, “Fans of Genocide”, today sent the world reeling and gasping with indifference when he announced the discovery by scientists that he and his […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases that may alleviate the current several-hours-long shortage of things to be terrified about that has […]
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