COLUMNISTS
PM scoops top honours
by Steve Cook Typo City 9/9/20 Boris Johnson, the British Prime Muppet last night walked away with top honours at the gala Daily Scare Services to Satire Awards. The award is given to the person […]
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COLUMNISTS
In your face, merchants of fear!
by UKR columnist Steve Cook London 6/9/20 Good morning everyone! Have some fun, check out this link. It is an ad about wearing face masks by Lloyds Pharmacy that appeared on Facemaskbook (sic) – a […]
COLUMNISTS
Deadly bath pandemic shocks nation in gullibility outbreak
by Steve Cook Typo City 5/8/20 The government today reacted furiously to seeing months of hard work needlessly terrifying people for their own safety undone in a single newspaper article. The offending article appeared in […]
COLUMNISTS
More symptoms of COVID19 found!
by Steve Cook Typo City 1/9/20 Researchers are celebrating tonight after having saved the world from not having a threat to worry about by discovering a whole battery of new symptoms for COVID19 in addition […]
COLUMNISTS
NEWSFLASH! British PM Rushed to Hospital!
by Steve Cook The White House, Washingborough 27/8/20 British Prime Muppet Boris Johnson was rushed to hospital this morning after being taken ill. He was struck by a series of dizzy spells before and during […]
COLUMNISTS
Twerpgate: the Rise of Stupid
by Steve Cook Typo City 25/8/20 For months now the nation has been mystified as to why the government relied so heavily on the mathematical models of Imperial College Professor Neil Ferguson. With the advantage […]
COLUMNISTS
Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high
by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]
COLUMNISTS
COVID19 blamed for dramatic fall in media-borne terrorism
by Steve Cook Machu Picchu, Peru 11/8/20 Researchers believe they may have found the answer to why there has been a significant drop in the number of terrorist incidents advertised in the media. “We think that […]
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Great Propaganda Tricks of Today: the seemingly altruistic psycho-pharmacy front group
The setting up of myriad “mental health” groups was a stroke of criminal genius by the pharmaceutical-psychiatric crime syndicate. Read the following featured article to find out how it achieves its goal of a hyper-expanded […]
COLUMNISTS
Giant mutated COVID gang threat
by Steve Cook Typo City 18/8/20 The Who have just issued an alarming report they claim is more alarming than any of their other alarming reports. It concerns the Coronavirus epidemic that many feared had […]