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Dear human race . . .
by Steve Cook Dear human race, With someone working very hard to promote yet another freakin’ war (this time between the US and Iran) it is probably worth remembering that behind the smoke screen of […]
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Taking good care of our planet – a sensible game we can all play and from which we can all win
An essay on Climate Change controversy by Steve Cook We citizens of the human community run into a bewildering morass or smoke screen of conflicting data whenever we try to understand exactly what is happening […]
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From the director who lost his angst: the man who lost his sandwich
An exclusive report on revolutionary film maker, Salazaar Bim by Steve Cook Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim has long been renowned for feature-length films in the popular CD (Completely Depressing) genre. His works depict various visions of […]
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New discovery uncovers hidden cause of recession
by Steve Cook and Liam Cook It has been alleged by troublemakers determined to undermine the highly popular status quo of nobody knowing what is really going on that recessions are caused by a shortage of circulating […]
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Charity reiterates seasonal warning that a government is for life not just for Christmas
Sadly, so many people never seem to learn, says spokesperson. by Steve Cook The Charity NOPES today issued a warning to the 13-plus million voters who decided to adopt this Christmas a Tory government to replace […]
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Digital Carnage under Threat say Experts
A government spokesperson has predicted that World War Three will be fought and won from a laptop in a bedsit in Melton Mowbray. by Steve Cook This somewhat belatedly follows an earlier report in www.telegrapaph.co.uk/news as far […]
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Government to Borrow Money to Get Out of Debt
But money could possibly grow on trees after all by Steve Cook With the General Election only days away and the nation reeling from the bleak prospect of five more years of government, we are […]
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General Election 2019. The Puppet Show Continues
“General Election 2019” marks the bicentennial of the world’s longest-running puppet show, “Democracy”. Entertainment News by Steve Cook Featuring state-of-the-art puppets so life-like they are occasionally mistaken for real people, the current episode comprises an anarchic mix […]
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Man not friends with Jeffrey Epstein exposed
Snubbed dignitary the subject of new Panorama documentary by Steve Cook Ever since Jeffrey Epstein killed himself by orchestrating his own murder it has emerged that the famed businessman – who operated a charity that donated […]
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Boris Johnson in dramatic new pledge shock
Tory leader breaks new ground at Dunslistnin by Steve Cook Boris Johnson today made a dramatic new pledge as to his very first action if he becomes the UK’s new Prime Minister in December. Speaking to […]