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Twerpgate: the Rise of Stupid

August 25, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 25/8/20 For months now the nation has been mystified as to why the government relied so heavily on the mathematical models of Imperial College Professor Neil Ferguson. With the advantage […]

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Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high

August 22, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday      Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]

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Giant mutated COVID gang threat

August 18, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 18/8/20 The Who have just issued an alarming report they claim is more alarming than any of their other alarming reports. It concerns the Coronavirus epidemic that many feared had […]

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Health Secretary deploys weaponised fibbing

August 17, 2020 2

by Steve Cook Fort William 17/8/20 The UK Health Secretary has adjusted the country’s (quote) “over-exaggerated” CV death stats downwards by about 5000. We are very fortunate that he has deigned to inflict on us […]

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Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown

August 14, 2020 0

Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by  Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]

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Masks – a clarification

August 11, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 9/8/20 The government today issued an urgent clarification on the wearing of masks as it affects the banking industry. Jane Fibbs of the Ministry of Hysteria explained, “We have issued […]

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The DaVinci Covid

August 10, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 10/8/20 The DaVinci Covid is a futuristic mystery thriller loosely based on a work of fiction by Gill Bates and directed by famed Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man who […]

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