by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare Top secret experts who cannot be named for security reasons today announced that the government has taken bold steps to resolve the immigration problem once and for all. […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only” advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp […]
Claim backed by irrefutable statistics says Ministry of Whoppers by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News is just coming in that scientists believe the majority of Brits were born yesterday and those who weren’t are […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare The latest movie by Bulgarian film maker Salazaar Bim (The DaVinci Covid, The Mediatrix, The Man Who Lost His Sandwich) is to be released on Brainflix this Summer. Bim’s latest blockbuster is loosely based on […]
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, Dr Timothy Leary (no relation), has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases that may alleviate the current several-hours-long shortage of things to be terrified about that has […]
by Steve Cook, first published in The Daily Scare An amendment to the official definition of “dead” designed to eliminate anomalies such as people being incorrectly labelled ‘deceased” simply because they have stopped breathing has […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases that may alleviate the current several-hours-long shortage of things to be terrified about that has terrorised Britain, whilst […]
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