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There he is again, Keir Starmer, our “Prime Minister,” standing awkwardly on the world stage like the substitute teacher no one listens to, arms hanging like spare parts, and mumbling more waffle than a Waffle House menu.
Watching him is a national humiliation. He looks like an awkward councillor from Croydon who’s wandered into the UN General Assembly by mistake and hasn’t the courage to leave.
We are told he was once a barrister. Really? One wonders if he simply read everything off a sheet of paper while hoping the judge was half-asleep. The idea that this man once convinced a jury of anything beyond what sandwich to order is laughable. Zero charisma. Zero enthusiasm. Zero presence. A man whose speeches sound like they’ve been run through a blender set to “beige purée.”
And now, hilariously, he’s co-chairing a so-called ‘coalition of the willing’ meeting to update allies on White House talks with Donald Trump. Lol, indeed. Trump, who terrifies Starmer so much he quakes in his boots and turns crimson. And the most embarrassing part? Watching Trump swat his quivering pleas aside like a fly buzzing round his Diet Coke.
No one listens to Starmer… not Trump, not Zelensky, not the Europeans, not even the interns. The only Brit whose words carry weight with Trump is Boris and Boris has been working on this behind the scenes. Boris has Trump’s ear, his respect, his friendship. Boris was there at Trump’s inauguration in the inner circle, shoulder-to-shoulder with family. Starmer? He’s the gatecrasher who can’t even find the buffet table.
Look closely at the photos from Washington yesterday. Body language doesn’t lie. Every leader stands confident, engaged, rooted. Starmer? Plonked at the end, as welcome as the weird distant cousin you regret inviting to your wedding. His arms dangle like forgotten limbs, his expression a mask of awkward terror. He knows he’s out of place. Everyone knows he’s out of place. He contributes nothing. He is nothing.
And yet, he has the gall to lecture others, to call anyone who notices his failures “far right,” to dismiss protestors as “thugs.” It’s like that irritating child in school who yells, “Miss, he pinched me!” when no one has laid a finger on him. Infantile. Petty. Embarrassing.
Meanwhile, questions linger. Why is Starmer so desperate to give away our only military outpost in the Indian Ocean, conveniently in line with China’s interests? Mauritius has signed the Pelindaba Treaty banning nuclear weapons on its territory, which, conveniently, would prevent the West from pointing nukes at Beijing. Cui bono? Certainly not Britain. Certainly not the West. Perhaps Starmer is less “leader in the free world” and more “errand boy for Beijing.”
But here’s the thing… Starmer shouldn’t even be Prime Minister. Fewer people voted for him than previously voted for Jeremy Corbyn. He only slipped through the Downing Street door because the right splintered. The Tories and Reform together had more votes. Starmer governs not by mandate, but by default. A hollow man in a hollow office.
We cannot afford four more years of this mediocrity. Britain needs conviction, courage, and charisma. What we have is Keir Starmer: a drip, a dud, a Dalek stuck in a loop, mumbling bureaucratic nonsense while the world ignores him. History will not remember him kindly… if it remembers him at all.
Time to go, Starmer. The stage is too big for you.
By Claire Bullivant
This article (Keir Starmer: Britain’s Biggest Drip on the World Stage) was created and published by Conservative Post and is republished here under “Fair Use” with attribution to the author CP
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