COLUMNISTS

Giant mutated COVID gang threat

August 18, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 18/8/20 The Who have just issued an alarming report they claim is more alarming than any of their other alarming reports. It concerns the Coronavirus epidemic that many feared had […]

COLUMNISTS

Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown

August 14, 2020 0

Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by  Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]

COLUMNISTS

Masks – a clarification

August 11, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 9/8/20 The government today issued an urgent clarification on the wearing of masks as it affects the banking industry. Jane Fibbs of the Ministry of Hysteria explained, “We have issued […]

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Police to de-prioritise knife crime?

August 3, 2020 0

by Steve Cook News just in is that the Home Secretary has instructed the UK police to adjust their priorities so that they align with with current government plans to make everybody safe. She explained […]

COLUMNISTS

Government announces ambitious new project

July 19, 2020 1

by Steve Cook and Domi Cook The government has today announced the launch of an ambitous new project that it hopes will see it connected to reality by 2030. Matt Palaver (Con, Wheedling) of the Ministry of […]

COLUMNISTS

Arrested for wearing a mask!

July 13, 2020 0

by Steve Cook I’m somewhat embarrassed to report that I got myself in a bit of trouble with the law this morning, which resulted in my arrest followed by a conviction for breach of the […]

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