by Aincha Sickovit On Friday morning I awoke with a slight tickly cough. Such is the nature of the deeply implanted fear we are all privileged to wrestle with courtesy of those nice maniacs running […]
by Steve Cook In what has been described as a massive u-turn in its War on Democracy the government has announced proposals to give every citizen the opportunity to have a Covid 19 Variant named […]
by Steve Cook Shock news just in is that scientists have discovered that a new mutation of the terrifyingly horrific media-borne Convid virus is on the loose. Secret scientists working secretly for the government have […]
by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]
by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]
by Steve Cook The government has its three-tier system for suppressing the People using COVID, the world’s most talked-about con job. We, the People, now have our own three-tier system, which is a lot easier […]
by Steve Cook The government has embarked upon an ambitious program of haphazardly messing people about in order to halt the spread of a virus that is not spreading as much as it hoped it […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]
by Steve Cook News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only”advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp rise – the so-called THICKID19 […]
by Daily Scare Health correspondent Steve Cook Our Man in a Face Diaper I am now enthusiastically hoovering our entire apartment every single day! It has become part of our daily decontamination regimen alongside burning […]
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