by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]
by Steve Cook News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only”advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp rise – the so-called THICKID19 […]
by Daily Scare Health correspondent Steve Cook Our Man in a Face Diaper I am now enthusiastically hoovering our entire apartment every single day! It has become part of our daily decontamination regimen alongside burning […]
We are very pleased to forward this government message. Enjoy! We are proud to present the new, fashionable disease everyone is talking about. It is available FREE on the National Health! In fact it will […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 18/9/20 The world was rendered comatose by shock earlier today when the fear pandemic took another terrifying turn and headed (in the words of one Prime Minister shortly before his […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 9/9/20 Boris Johnson, the British Prime Muppet last night walked away with top honours at the gala Daily Scare Services to Satire Awards. The award is given to the person […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 5/8/20 The government today reacted furiously to seeing months of hard work needlessly terrifying people for their own safety undone in a single newspaper article. The offending article appeared in […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 1/9/20 Researchers are celebrating tonight after having saved the world from not having a threat to worry about by discovering a whole battery of new symptoms for COVID19 in addition […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 31/8/20 Last night’s Pandemic Epidemic and Disease Oscars (PEDO) event saw COVID19 win the covetted Most Brilliant Disease of the Decade award along with a host of other top honours […]
Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]
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