by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only” advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp […]
Claim backed by irrefutable statistics says Ministry of Whoppers by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News is just coming in that scientists believe the majority of Brits were born yesterday and those who weren’t are […]
Intro by Steve Cook The best way to take down the would be tyrants of our present world is to refuse to grant them them the altitude, credence and respect they so desperately seek. In […]
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, Dr Timothy Leary (no relation), has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get […]
by Steve Cook, A jubilant Rishi Sunak, posting in the Facebook group, “Fans of Genocide”, today sent the world reeling and gasping with indifference when he announced the discovery by scientists that he and his […]
by Steve Cook, Ou Man in an Oxygen Tent An amendment to the official definition of “dead” designed to eliminate anomalies such as people being incorrectly labelled ‘deceased” simply because they have stopped breathing has […]
by Steve Cook, first published in The Daily Scare An amendment to the official definition of “dead” designed to eliminate anomalies such as people being incorrectly labelled ‘deceased” simply because they have stopped breathing has […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE Genetic scientists announced today that they have solved all the world’s problems.The shock news was released this morning by Secretary of State for Mutant Affairs and Extinction Management, […]
EXCLUSIVE! by Steve Cook A BBC insider has tipped me off that concerns over an expected very low turnout at the next general election – which experts have . . . er, expertly analysed as […]
by Steve Cook Researchers have discovered that Shakespeare invented the Christmas Pantomime and was the first exponent of this highly-evolved art form. In fact, the discovery of some old manuscripts in a trunk at his former […]
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