by Steve Cook SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE Genetic scientists announced today that they have solved all the world’s problems.The shock news was released this morning by Secretary of State for Mutant Affairs and Extinction Management, […]
EXCLUSIVE! by Steve Cook A BBC insider has tipped me off that concerns over an expected very low turnout at the next general election – which experts have . . . er, expertly analysed as […]
by Steve Cook Researchers have discovered that Shakespeare invented the Christmas Pantomime and was the first exponent of this highly-evolved art form. In fact, the discovery of some old manuscripts in a trunk at his former […]
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by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, the moribund Chris Witty, has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get more chemicals […]
by Aincha Sickovit On Friday morning I awoke with a slight tickly cough. Such is the nature of the deeply implanted fear we are all privileged to wrestle with courtesy of those nice maniacs running […]
by Steve Cook In what has been described as a massive u-turn in its War on Democracy the government has announced proposals to give every citizen the opportunity to have a Covid 19 Variant named […]
by Steve Cook Shock news just in is that scientists have discovered that a new mutation of the terrifyingly horrific media-borne Convid virus is on the loose. Secret scientists working secretly for the government have […]
by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]
by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]
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