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Miracle Drug Solves Everything

October 25, 2022 0

by Steve Cook SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE Genetic scientists announced today that they have solved all the world’s problems.The shock news was released this morning by Secretary of State for Mutant Affairs and Extinction Management, […]

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Choose your Sociopath

July 16, 2022 0

EXCLUSIVE! by Steve Cook A BBC insider has tipped me off that concerns over an expected very low turnout at the next general election – which experts have . . . er, expertly analysed as […]

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PCR Test horror shock

November 23, 2021 0

by Steve Cook                                                                  […]

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Dandruff: the Horror Exposed!

December 20, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Shock news just in is that scientists have discovered that a new mutation of the terrifyingly horrific media-borne Convid virus is on the loose. Secret scientists working secretly for the government have […]

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COVID19 spreads to soft drinks, shock!

December 13, 2020 0

by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]

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Pfizer “just like Jesus” says UK Health Sec

December 9, 2020 2

by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]

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