COLUMNISTS

It’s official: most Brits were born yesterday

August 6, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Tycho Crater, Thursday News is just coming in that a survey of politicians, government ministers and civil servants has revealed that the vast majority of those working in government believe that most […]

HUMOUR

Police to de-prioritise knife crime?

August 3, 2020 0

by Steve Cook News just in is that the Home Secretary has instructed the UK police to adjust their priorities so that they align with with current government plans to make everybody safe. She explained […]

COLUMNISTS

Government announces ambitious new project

July 19, 2020 1

by Steve Cook and Domi Cook The government has today announced the launch of an ambitous new project that it hopes will see it connected to reality by 2030. Matt Palaver (Con, Wheedling) of the Ministry of […]

COLUMNISTS

Arrested for wearing a mask!

July 13, 2020 0

by Steve Cook I’m somewhat embarrassed to report that I got myself in a bit of trouble with the law this morning, which resulted in my arrest followed by a conviction for breach of the […]

COLUMNISTS

Gorilla identifies as human, wins World Heavyweight Crown

October 30, 2019 0

Controversial first-round  knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]

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