by Steve Cook SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE Genetic scientists announced today that they have solved all the world’s problems.The shock news was released this morning by Secretary of State for Mutant Affairs and Extinction Management, […]
SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE by Steve Cook Following Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s incredibly useful advice for consumers to buy a new kettle in order to save a whopping £10 per year on their energy bills, Downing Street has […]
Latest news from The Daily Scare by Steve Cook Here is an interesting quote from an historical document that dates from the Middle Ages – more precisely, right in the middle of what we now know […]
EXCLUSIVE! by Steve Cook A BBC insider has tipped me off that concerns over an expected very low turnout at the next general election – which experts have . . . er, expertly analysed as […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases that may alleviate the current several-hours-long shortage of things to be terrified about that has terrorised Britain, whilst […]
Intro by Steve Cook The featured video is five minutes of biting satire from British comedian Jonathan Pie. Yet, as all good satire does, it provides apt commentary on current events that really nails its […]
by Steve Cook Researchers have discovered that Shakespeare invented the Christmas Pantomime and was the first exponent of this highly-evolved art form. In fact, the discovery of some old manuscripts in a trunk at his former […]
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, the moribund Chris Witty, has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get more chemicals […]
by Aincha Sickovit On Friday morning I awoke with a slight tickly cough. Such is the nature of the deeply implanted fear we are all privileged to wrestle with courtesy of those nice maniacs running […]
by Steve Cook In what has been described as a massive u-turn in its War on Democracy the government has announced proposals to give every citizen the opportunity to have a Covid 19 Variant named […]
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