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More symptoms of COVID19 found!

September 2, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 1/9/20 Researchers are celebrating tonight after having saved the world from not having a threat to worry about by discovering a whole battery of new symptoms for COVID19 in addition […]

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COVID19 wins coveted award

August 31, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 31/8/20 Last night’s Pandemic Epidemic and Disease Oscars (PEDO) event saw COVID19 win the covetted Most Brilliant Disease of the Decade award along with a host of other top honours […]

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Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown

August 14, 2020 0

Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by  Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]

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Masks – a clarification

August 11, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 9/8/20 The government today issued an urgent clarification on the wearing of masks as it affects the banking industry. Jane Fibbs of the Ministry of Hysteria explained, “We have issued […]

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The DaVinci Covid

August 10, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 10/8/20 The DaVinci Covid is a futuristic mystery thriller loosely based on a work of fiction by Gill Bates and directed by famed Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man who […]

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It’s official: most Brits were born yesterday

August 6, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Tycho Crater, Thursday News is just coming in that a survey of politicians, government ministers and civil servants has revealed that the vast majority of those working in government believe that most […]

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Police to de-prioritise knife crime?

August 3, 2020 0

by Steve Cook News just in is that the Home Secretary has instructed the UK police to adjust their priorities so that they align with with current government plans to make everybody safe. She explained […]

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Government announces ambitious new project

July 19, 2020 1

by Steve Cook and Domi Cook The government has today announced the launch of an ambitous new project that it hopes will see it connected to reality by 2030. Matt Palaver (Con, Wheedling) of the Ministry of […]

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