by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, the moribund Chris Witty, has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get more chemicals […]
by Aincha Sickovit On Friday morning I awoke with a slight tickly cough. Such is the nature of the deeply implanted fear we are all privileged to wrestle with courtesy of those nice maniacs running […]
by Steve Cook In what has been described as a massive u-turn in its War on Democracy the government has announced proposals to give every citizen the opportunity to have a Covid 19 Variant named […]
by Steve Cook Speaking for the government pursuant to stipulations if the Freedom of Disinformation Act 2020, Janet Gaff-Smother of the Ministry of Hysteria announced yesterday that the government is planning to get every person […]
by Steve Cook The social ill of people insisting on not thinking what they are told to think by politicians and other subversive cults campaigning against the evils of rational thought and thereby threatening politicians […]
by Steve Cook Opinion polls released recently asked a broad cross section of the population what the country should do after Brexit. The results were for a while a closely guarded secret kept under wraps […]
by Steve Cook Legendary Bulgarian film maker Salazaar Bim (The DaVinci Covid, The Mediatrix, The Man Who Lost His Sandwich) has just completed production of his latest blockbuster, a film loosely based on the Drivel […]
by Steve Cook Researchers may have discovered the answer as to why many Brits are suffering from what psychiatrists are calling “Disney Syndrome”, which is the sensation that reality has been replaced by a badly stitched […]
by Steve Cook A jubilant Boris Johnson posting on his official Facebook page, “BJ Fawning Sycophants”, today sent the world reeling and gasping with indifference when he announced the discovery by scientists that he and […]
House Cat Flu This brilliant and prophetic clip from the Simpsons sums up pretty nicely where we are at with the Merchants of Fear who for some bizarre reason we have allowed to run the […]